In November 2009 Three Bikers Billy, Ben and
John from Tipperary decided
to challenge their skills and take on a road
trip. Over a couple of pints of Guinness "
too many" an idea was put forward to drive
from Tipperary Town to Timbuckto which was
later discovered "when Sober" was in
central Mali in Africa. That in its self was
not off putting but then they found another
potential problem, in that there was a Civil
war on in Mali and not wanting to get shot
dead John said No! Over a Long debate and
more Guinness "again too many" it was
decided to avoid Mali and drive to Tan Tan
Morocco but come back through Portugal to
Santander in Northern Spain and get a ferry
to England, and from there to Wales for the
ferry home just in case it was too easy
driving in the desert. All agreed we set the
plan in motion and duly handed over the
planning stage to Tara, Ben's Life Partner
and known to be well capable of such a huge
task. As the Plan came together Ben would
drop a few hints but reckoned the surprise
would be worth waiting for and to keep the
first three weeks in October 2010 free. As
news went around the then smaller biking
community in Tipp," they all said it
couldn't be done", and words like mad were
used.
The first of October arrived and accompanied
by some good friends they headed for the
Ferry at Rosslare to Rosscoff France. Day
one dawned on the French coast and it was
raining very heavily so the three Amigos
headed south and as it was particularly hard
to drive with the weather, the first over
night was spent in Rennes. Day two saw a
better morning and the lads hit the road
again making it to Bayonne, near the Spanish
Border. Day three dawned and what a morning
with the tail end of a hurricane hitting the
usually pleasant French coast the morning
was spent watching for a break in the
weather and at lunchtime that break came and
the Bikes were loaded and just as they were
leaving town the heavens again opened,
conditions were particularly hazardous on
the E70 south to the Spanish Border but
after a couple of hundred Kilometres the
Skies cleared and the leathers began to dry
off, at days end they arrived in the lovely
old Roman town of Segovia just south of
Vallodolid. Day four dawned and the bikes
were loaded at seven am and after an English
Breakfast at a small little Caf they again
headed south towards Madrid and a welcome
bed in Granada, with a handy day next day to
Algeciras and the ferry to Ceuta a Spanish
enclave in northern Morocco.
After getting through the customs in Ceuta
the lads headed for the Atlas mountains to
Chefchaoun and what an experience that was,
on a narrow mountain road in the dark as
they climbed to the small town in the
mountains, being over taken on blind hairpin
bends by the local taxi drivers while being
caught behind the 1950s trucks which
are ridiculously overloaded and trying not
to kill the locals walking along the road
side in black clothes with their Donkeys and
panniers. Eventually exhausted they pulled
into town, to the call to prayer from the
local Mosque. Day seven and again a dawn
start has the lads heading south via Barrage
El Whada and some of the best biking roads
in the world to the East Atlas National
park, to Fes and then Meknes and a welcome
beer the first since they arrived in
Morocco. Day eight and they are on the N13
to Beni Mellal and the High Atlas National
park. Day nine sees the lads on the road to
Marrakesh and the first experience of city
traffic in Morocco again for experienced
motorcyclists an eye opener which has Ben, a
Garda for thirty years and a motorcycle
instructor scratching his head. Day ten has
the bikes headin out to the Tizi n Tikha
pass, or the road of death, and on to
Ouarzazate. Day eleven and its on through
the Toubkal National Park to Agadere and
the coast. Day twelve has the lads on the
road to Tan Tan and an interesting encounter
with a police officer of dubious character,
after an allegation of failing to yield on a
roundabout and a demand for a 70 derham fine
he was politely told, that no such offence
was committed and on production of papers
and a demand as to their professions he
decided that he may have been hasty and the
lads headed to El Questa or Tan Tan Port, at
this point Johns bike started to give
trouble and failed to start but a quick bump
has him in hot persuit of the two lads.This
being the furthest south the military would
allow, the bikes turned North for the first
time and back to Agadere. Day thirteen and
its on to Casablanca and what was to be the
most frightening experience ever in city
traffic, one which had Ben declare that
this is lunacy and the day was abandoned to
a cold beer.
Day fourteen and its heading back to Ceuta
and the ferry to Spain, leaving the port of
Algeseris next stop is Gibraltar and the
Blackbird decides it is not going any
further, she just died in the middle of the
tunnel and lucky for John he made it to the
left lane and that he is a big bugger as he
pushed it up hill for at least one hundred
meters as the lads had to keep going and had
nowhere to stop he was on his own on the
white line in the middle of an eight lane
carriageway during the rush hour. Did he
panic? No, he just waited till a break came
in traffic and then sprinted to the side of
the carriage way to be met by the Guarda
Civil, then
he started to panic! In a mixture of
English, Spanish, French and Irish he tried
to explain that it was an electrical problem
and the bike would not drive, With that the
two lads appeared and the police decided
that to go into the port and come back out
and close two lanes of traffic would be the
best option that would let John push the
bike to the nearest off ramp and to safety.
In full leathers and lid the big man took on
the task and pushed the bike almost a
kilometer to the nearest off ramp. In a
lather of sweat and reunited with his mates
the battery was removed and the two police
officers agreed to drive John to the nearest
Carrefoure for a new battery, the new one
fitted the Bird burst back into life and the
three Amegios were back on the road, with a
police escort to the nearest hotel. A lot of
cold beer and a debate as to the sanity of
big man's actions brought a very eventful
day to a close.
Day fifteen and the lads are off to see
Gibraltar, after a tour around the rock the
lads head into the centre only for the
"bird" to die again. After an English
breakfast and a recci of the local bike
shops the day was again abandoned to a pub,
with no parts available for at least a week,
a cunning plan was devised by Billy, to run
the bike off a car battery, over a few more
pints it was decided it was possible if
everything but the engine management system
was disconnected. Day sixteen and and with a
car battery and the lights disconnected the
lads are back on the road north and home.
Driving between Ben and Billy, the three
made it all the way to Merida in Spain
without a hitch and then a search for a
battery charger to charge the car battery
over night. Day seventeen was decided to be
a rest day, to see the sights of Merida, a
lovely old Roman town. Day eighteen and with
the car battery charged the lads head north
to Santander and the ferry to Plymouth
arriving a day early for the ferry, Day
nineteen was again a rest day, Day twenty
sees the lads on the ferry and early next
morning dock in England, then all Ben's
navigation skills come to bare as road works
in Plymouth make life hell, but true to form
he has it figured out and they are heading
up the M5 for Exeter and Weston Super Mare,
over the Severn Bridge into Wales and on to
Pembroke for the ferry to Rosslare.
Dawn on day twenty one and the lads are back
in Paddy's green land to be welcomed back by
friends Mary and Billy who had a welcome
cuppa waiting, as the morning brightened
they were able to take on the short run home
to the arms of loved ones. would they do it
again???? YES. WHO SAID IT COULDN'T BE
DONE???.